Overheard

"People look fine when they’re not half nude!"

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:11:44 -0700

“People look fine when they’re not half nude!”

- A

So Angelica was interviewing Hristiana about Bulgaria.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:56:13 -0700

So Angelica was interviewing Hristiana about Bulgaria.
H: FUCKING DONKEYS
R: (offended) What's wrong with donkeys?
H: DONKEYS DON'T BELONG ON THE FREEWAY RICHARD

A: I always start conversations with younger people.

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:35:53 -0700

A: I always start conversations with younger people.
R: Oh you're right, like with me. Actually, you're more like blah de blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
A: THIS ISN'T A CONVERSATION IT'S A MONOLOGUE

A: what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:55:30 -0700

A: what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe
R: ...
A: ROBERTO
R: roberto who
OH

"And in fact I’m now asking an idle question of my own: which is better - cheap happiness, or lofty..."

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:53:46 -0700

“And in fact I’m now asking an idle question of my own: which is better - cheap happiness, or lofty suffering? Well, which is better?”

- Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground (via deaths-and-entrances)

sketchlock: theimmortalironfists: ohmygil: I’m not sorry SON...

Mon, 06 May 2013 01:23:33 -0700

sketchlock:

theimmortalironfists:

ohmygil:

I’m not sorry

SON O F A FUCKCING B TICH

I’m not sorry either.

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 01:22:45 -0700

Photo

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:33:31 -0700

questionablyhonoredyoungone: So I heard that Google had a treasure map feature for April fools day,...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 23:57:51 -0700

questionablyhonoredyoungone:

So I heard that Google had a treasure map feature for April fools day, so I decided to try it out

Let’s go to Korea

This is Korea yes

Let’s go a little closer.

Let’s zoom in more on Seoul!

wait what’s that

is that

No

GOOGLE

GODDAMMIT GOOGLE

Me: You know who else I hate as an actor? Leonardo DiCaprio, he cannot act.

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 15:57:17 -0700

Me: You know who else I hate as an actor? Leonardo DiCaprio, he cannot act.
Josh: Oh gosh...
Mom: His real name is Lenny.
Me: WHAT
Dad: You know, there's this untouchable in my village, he looks JUST like him.
Mom: That doesn't make any sense.

believe-love-enjoy: Txt on @weheartit.com -...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 20:21:46 -0700

believe-love-enjoy:

Txt on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/14pDEvy

Photo

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 20:10:16 -0700

verticaltangent: My life right now:

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 20:34:31 -0700

verticaltangent:

My life right now:

#539

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:56:24 -0700

reasonswhywesmile:

Eating potato salad in the library while Pixar soundtracks keep me going with my research papers.

SHUT UP EVERYBODY

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 16:36:46 -0800

Me: *typing away*
Office secretary: Oh, you've got a cover for your keyboard. That's interesting, very interesting. Worried you'll spill all over it?
Me: Yes, yes, exactly.
Me: *typing away*
Boss: That's a nice keyboard cover you got there Richard. [mocking] Gotta keep it all nice?
Me: Look, I'm paranoid!
Boss: Do you have a plastic cover over your sofa?

EVERYONE STOP MAKING FUN OF MAH KEYBOARD COVER

When considering dinner...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 17:28:32 -0800

A: What about Subway?
C: I don't like subway.
A: Why?
C: There's too much bread.
A: ... It's a sandwich

What should we have for dinner...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 17:27:19 -0800

A: You want chicken for dinner Chris?
C: How is it served?
A: Uh...in a box.

reasonswhywesmile: In almost-sleeping, I realize everything. In waking, I remember nothing — except...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 00:56:58 -0800

reasonswhywesmile:

In almost-sleeping, I realize everything. In waking, I remember nothing — except the sense that something momentous and exquisite happened sometime in the early moments after I’ve decided to finally let my eyes close.

Are you referring to Chris’s wonderful motions and noises on the couch?

"I just want milkshakes BUT YOU JUST KEEP POSTING ON TUMBLR"

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 22:49:00 -0800

“I just want milkshakes BUT YOU JUST KEEP POSTING ON TUMBLR”

- A

C: We wanted toasty buns at In-N-Out but they thought we wanted real buns of ladies.

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 22:48:13 -0800

C: We wanted toasty buns at In-N-Out but they thought we wanted real buns of ladies.
A: You mean like their BUTTS?